Charles Anderson Books

(Please enjoy this very short story…Beware September 5th is coming!)

Mac Morris’s Sick Day
By
Charles Anderson

The universe ended on September 5th. Its finale happened when Alexander Mackenzie ‘Mac’ Morris no longer wanted to go to work. So it wasn’t surprising that the end came, but what was surprising was that the universe had lasted so long in the first place.
Mac never knew he held the power to end the universe, or he might have been able to make it last a few minutes longer. Notice I didn’t say, days, weeks, months, or years, but only a few precious minutes more.
It wasn’t Joanie Collins who caused the destruction of the universe. She was Mac’s school’s principal, and she had always respected Mac’s classroom management. She’d liked the way he interacted with his students, and she wasn’t surprised to learn that Mac had the most unused sick days of any teacher in her school. No, it wasn’t Joanie Collins. Even though she did want to talk to Mac about the huge number of copies he used in his classroom.
It wasn’t Edith Morton either, the school’s secretary; she wasn’t the person that caused the destruction of the cosmos. Edith was always happy to give Mac her copier id number when he ran out of copies at the end of each month. Edith liked Mac because he always asked her about her six month old granddaughter, and when she received a new picture of the baby she always showed it off to Mac first.
The end of the universe could be attributed to Joseph Bartlett, Assistant Superintendent of District Resources. Joseph had never met Mac, and had never taught in a classroom. Nope, Joseph didn’t even like to leave his office during the workday, and he had sent Joanie a curt email requesting a meeting about the teacher who had made more copies than any other in the district. Joseph had accidentally cc’d that email to Mac when he had sent it. It was a mistake because anyone who knew Joseph knew he didn’t like communicating with teachers. They didn’t speak his language.
Mac had felt bad about the copies, but he couldn’t help himself. There was so much he wanted his students to read and learn, and Mac had spent most of the last night of the universe tossing and turning because of the email Joseph had accidentally sent.
Mac Morris painfully woke at his usual time of 5 am on September 5th, hand wrote the plans for the substitute teacher who would have to stand in front of his classes, and dialed the district’s substitute help line because he had never gotten the substitute id code that he needed.
Mac was surprised that the code he needed to call in sick on the phone was the same he used to make copies at his school. Mac was also surprised that it was easier to call in sick than he’d ever thought it would be. It was just a few pushed telephone buttons. It was so easy he wouldn’t have to teach that day, he wouldn’t have to make copies for his students, he wouldn’t have to go by Edith’s desk and look at the picture of her granddaughter, and he wouldn’t have to meet with Joanie after Joseph had left her office.
No, it had been easy, easier than he imagined, and when he finally pushed the last number of the code and ended the universe, it was the easiest thing Mac Morris had ever done in his twenty-one years of teaching.

9 Must-have Clauses for Digital Rights Contracts By Michael A Stackpole From his site: Stormwolf.com

I knew it would happen. It had to happen. There is money to be made and whenever there is money to be made, people will rise up to make it. I don’t, in this instance, refer to hardworking authors, but the parasites who are looking to make a fast buck by making low-rent investments in properties they believe they’ll be able to exploit.
To what am I referring?
Digital rights to authors’ backlists. There are a variety of individuals—traditional publishers included—who are buying up the rights to backlists for little or no advances against royalties, with no firm schedule for publication, with no distribution deals in place, and with little or no expertise in how to actually create an ebook. And yet, writers who have complained for eons about how badly they are used and abused by publishers, are turning around and selling off these assets for a pittance.
This is what the landscape looks like right now.
Traditional publishers are offering 25% of the NET on electronic sales, zero for advances, with no pub dates attached. If any publisher made such an offer for a paper publication, they’d be laughed out of the marketplace, pure and simple. While the royalty might sound great, the lack of an advance, and the lack of a publishing window means the publisher has zero investment in getting the product out in a timely manner. They’re snagging the rights so they’ll have something to sell at some point.
By way of example, three of my novels are now available for the iPhone: A Secret Atlas, When Dragons Rage and The Grand Crusade. Random House sublicensed the electronic rights to those books to ScrollMotion, Inc., the creators of the Iceberg reading apps. The App itself has several screen shots to help sell it, the first being a picture of the cover of my book. The next three screen shots show the interface, and provide glimpses of text which I did not write—and would never have written on my worst day on the job. I hope no one mistakes it for text from the book.
The pre-2009 contracts with publishers grant authors 50% of the NET, which is a better deal, but this is still the NET. Let’s look at A Secret Atlas for a breakdown here, shall we? The App costs $6.99. This means that ScrollMotion, Inc. is paid $4.89 per copy sold (70% of retail price). I don’t know exactly what ScrollMotion, Inc. is making on the deal, but let’s assume 10%. They send $4.40 on to Random House. And then Random House sends half of that, or $2.20, on to me. (Under the new 25% royalty deals, I’d only be getting $1.10.)
In three to nine months after the sale.
Conversely, selling the same book for $5 myself off my website, I’d make $4.55 per copy. Immediately. Selling it myself via the Kindle, I’d make $3.50 in sixty days. Selling through the iBookstore directly I’d make the same as the Kindle deal, and selling through third parties, I’d pull at least $2.50. So, by controlling the rights myself, I’m going to make out better than the best deal anyone else is offering me.
Authors are now being faced with choices that are not easy, but they need to ask one question whenever offered a backlist deal: “If it is that valuable to them, how valuable is it to me?” By way of example, last month alone, ebook sales for Talion: Revenant via the Kindle, earned me over $400. That may not seem like much, but if someone is offering a token amount of money, like $1K, to snap up the rights to books, and yet one can turn around and make almost half that in a single month, you have to be crazy not to think about doing this stuff yourself.
If your reply to the above is, “But I don’t know enough about computers to be able to make an ebook,” stop and think about it this way. Making ebooks isn’t rocket science. It’s easier than dealing with copyedits on a novel, and you’ve done that. And this is a job that will pay you back. Instead of being happy someone is giving you a fish, this is your chance to learn to fish; and who’s going to be more motivated than you to let your fans know your books are available again?
If, on the other hand, your reply is, “I don’t want to learn how to make ebooks,” well, fine. Just don’t turn around and complain about how your being handled in the ebook realm.
Realistically, here are the things to demand in any ebook contract:
1) A cash advance equal to an estimate of the first two years royalties. (If this amount cannot be calculated because “this is a new market,” then don’t go for the deal. This person is speculating. Let them do that with someone else’s work.)
2) A 6 month window for publication of each book under contract. (Estimated time to prepare a book as an ebook is 20 hours from scan to publication. If they do not have the staff or equipment for this, don’t go for the deal. It’s a hobby for them, not a business.)
3) A sunset clause on the contract, preferably two years, after which the contract will be renegotiated at the author’s option. (The technology is changing too fast for you to be locked into a long-term contract without hope of renegotiation.) It is a seller’s market and will continue to be so as new formats and platforms develop, so royalties to authors will increase, not decrease. Do not get locked into a longterm contract for peanuts.
4) Clearly define which formats are to be used. At this time there are three: Epub, Kindle/Mobi and PDF which should be provided. All other formats, including smart phone apps and gaming console applications, should be treated differently and negotiated for in good faith. (Think of formats as foreign languages and this all becomes very clear.)
5) Copies of all files, including source files, are to be delivered to the author for his use beyond the life of the contract. Copies of the books should be DRM free, and the author has the option to make “review” copies of said books available for the purpose of publicity.
6) Electronic rights to the books are limited to one language only (i. e. English). Translations and electronic publication of translations are to be negotiated separately.
7) Where there are multiple books in a series, the negotiations should include royalties on a per volume basis and on an omnibus basis, with the publication of an omnibus edition being mandated.
8 ) Royalties should be calculated and paid every 60 days (within the Amazon and Apple pay windows).
9) The files will be made available to the author to sell from his own webstore, with him paying the publisher the equivalent rate as Amazon, with accounting every 60 days. (Because electronic sales are inherently immune to audit, only by selling work directly can an author have any idea of a) true sales figures and b) failure-to-deliver rates which might address why bandwidth-per-file figures do not match sales perfectly.)
I’m sure I’ve missed out on a couple of provisions that should be included. I know many of these will be considered dealbreakers by publishers. So be it. If they want to sell ebooks, they have to have ebooks. I know they can get them from someone else, but if they want mine, they’ll find I’m not giving them away.
And, quite frankly, no other author with enough neurons to form a synapse, should either.

Photo Courtsey of Runner Edge of the Rockies

Photo from the Georgetown to Idaho Springs Half-Marathon. It was a good race and it starts at 9,200 ft. I think I set a personal record for this race by 10 minutes. I was having fun.

Okay, I haven’t had a chance to post much lately. I am back at school, and it is allows a shock to the system how much work it takes to get things going. But since Sherry had a back to school night of her own. I was left to myself, and you know I can’t pass up any food that involves me getting a fortune cookie.

Fortune Cookie says:

FOLLOW YOUR BELIEFS

(Okay, not much to go on)

Here is the Word Count for my novel, cachechrist. It is nice to be working on it again.

32009 / 85000 words. 38% done!